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By Kevin L. Donihe

ISBN-10: 1936383705

ISBN-13: 9781936383702

Ralph used to be a touring dildo salesman. His choice used to be massive, and all types have been stamped MADE IN HEAVEN. less than the watchful glare of a large eyeball within the sky, Ralph walks door to door promoting dildos. He doesn't be aware of why he sells dildos, yet he does recognize that with each one residence, and each one unusual client, he strikes toward fixing the secret of the everlasting dildo curse. A nightmare comedy approximately future, religion, and intercourse toys, The touring Dildo Salesman is one other vintage from Kevin L. Donihe, the Wonderland Award-winning writer of apartment of homes and evening of the Assholes. This version additionally positive factors Donihe's so much lurid and notorious brief tales: Milky Agitation, Two-Way Santa, The Helen Mower, front room Zombies, and Revenge of the dwelling Masturbation Rag.

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