By Jason Heller
AND HE'S the most important factor IN POLITICS.
He is the proper presidential candidate. Conservatives love his hard-hitting Republican résumé. Liberals love his peaceable, innovative practicality. The media can’t get sufficient of his larger-than-life character. And the entire American humans love that he’s a decent, hard-working guy who tells it love it is.
There’s only one challenge. he's William Howard Taft . . . and he used to be already president 100 years in the past. So what in the world is he doing alive and good and contemplating a working mate in 2012?
A so much amazing satire, Jason Heller’s debut novel follows the unusual new lifetime of a presidential Rip Van Winkle: a guy who by no means even sought after the White residence within the first position, but unearths himself hurtling towards it as soon as more—this time, during the media-fueled insanity of 21st-century America.
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