By Vatsyayana Banana
It is time to bump fuzzies!
You recognize what they are saying, "Monkey see, monkey do." good, those sock monkeys have visible the Kama Sutra and boy, are they doing it. This photographic glimpse supplies new desiring to monkey enterprise because the crafted creatures try dozens of genuine Kama Sutra positions. From the Clinging Creeper to the Spinning best, those socks are able to knock boots!
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It is important that her partner supports himself by holding her tail with both paws, thus keeping the girl sock monkey upright as he thrusts. ” This position works best if the girl sock monkey is small—a sports sock or an anklet. Otherwise, it may be difficult for the sock monkeys to arrange themselves in this position. If that’s the case, the girl sock monkey can stand on a stepstool or an overturned laundry basket as the boy sock monkey hoists her up. THE STORK This is a challenging position, not for the faint of heart or thin of fabric.
SPINNING OF THE TOP FROM THE ANCIENT TEXT: “While engaged in congress, the girl monkey sits upon her lover and turns round and round like a wheel, ’til both are satisfied and threadbare. ” This move requires a great deal of practice and care, lest the girl monkey turn too quickly and twist the boy monkey’s secret seam, like laundry wrung out after a wash. Instead, the girl sock monkey should support herself by pushing her paws on the boy sock monkey’s chest and thighs. A. B. C. ONE KNOT Sock monkeys should not be put off by the name of this position, which may bring to mind the troubles of tangled, loose threads.
Sock monkey Kama Sutra: tantric sex positions for your naughty little monkey by Vatsyayana Banana