Download PDF by Mary Ann Zoellner, Alicia Ybarbo, Karen Moline, Laurie: Sh*tty Mom: The Parenting Guide for the Rest of Us

By Mary Ann Zoellner, Alicia Ybarbo, Karen Moline, Laurie Kilmartin

ISBN-10: 1419704591

ISBN-13: 9781419704598

Sh*tty Mom is the final word parenting advisor, written via 4 mothers who've visible all of it. As hilarious because it is common, each one bankruptcy offers a typical parenting state of affairs with recommendation on tips to get via it within the simplest and best means attainable. With chapters comparable to “How to Sleep till nine A.M. each Weekend” and “When Seeing an youngster Triggers a psychological ailment That Makes you need to Have one other Baby,” in addition to a Sh*tty mother quiz, it is a must-have, laugh-out-loud humorous ebook for the sh*tty father or mother in all of us.

Praise for Sh*tty Mom:

“A absolutely hilarious and uncensored examine the various very unlikely events we moms locate ourselves in.” —

“Smartly, brashly, approximately criminally humorous. It also—no small thing—carries a strong message to all mom and dad, yet in particular mothers, that distilled to its essence is that this: chill.” —

“As the attachment parenting craze has hit a zenith in American tradition, 4 very humorous moms—comedy writers, television manufacturers, and a novelist—blast open a long-locked secure packed with frustrations confronted by means of all glossy moms, with sympathetic and sharp humor. . . . The authors’ unfiltered candor is a welcome reminder for readers that they're now not by myself. . . .” —Publishers Weekly starred review

“Both humorous and practical.” —Brooklyn

"Hilariously interesting. A must-read survivor's advisor for each mother!"
--Christy Turlington Burns, founding father of each mom Counts

“Finally, Sh*tty Mom does for motherhood what Chelsea Handler does for girl scatology. It’s an extended past due little burst of honesty from the intended minority of moms who're, actually, no longer that maternal. . . . After a iteration of supermoms one-upping one another in lifeless earnest on playgrounds and schoolyards, the rising mass allure of Sh*tty Mom is a welcome relief.” —The ny Observer

"Witty, clever, and depraved! With tongue planted firmly in cheek, those savvy mothers dispense a few a lot wanted comedian aid approximately elevating children in our loopy culture."?
--Dr. Harvey Karp, bestselling writer of The Happiest child at the Block

“The such a lot irrelevant parenting e-book I've ever learn. enjoyed it. the precise publication for any mom who desires to chuckle rather than cry at these cringe-worthy moments and the common indignities we event on a regular basis.”
--Jessica Seinfeld, bestselling cookbook writer and founding father of child Buggy

“An antidote to the hostage state of affairs that's sleek parenting…subversive, scrumptious, and spit-out-your-latte funny.”
--Pamela Druckerman, bestselling writer of Bringing Up Bebe

Show description

Read or Download Sh*tty Mom: The Parenting Guide for the Rest of Us PDF

Similar satire books

Read e-book online Driven to Distraction PDF

Brace your self, Clarkson's again. And he'd wish to let you know what he thinks approximately the most awe-inspiring, earth-shatteringly quick and jaw-droppingly lovely automobiles on this planet (alongside a couple of irredeemable failures . .. ). Or he could, if there weren't such a lot of issues competing for his cognizance first.

Download e-book for kindle: Mumbo Jumbo by Ishmael Reed

The vintage Freewheeling examine Race kinfolk throughout the a while
Mumbo Jumbo is Ishmael Reed's brilliantly satiric deconstruction of Western civilization, a racy and uproarious observation on our society. In it, Reed, certainly one of our preeminent African-American authors, mixes pix of historic figures and fictional characters with sound bites on matters starting from ragtime to Greek philosophy. mentioned through literary critic Harold Bloom as one of many most vital books within the Western canon, Mumbo Jumbo is a trenchant and sometimes biting examine black-white family all through background, from a prepared observer of our tradition.

Queen Victoria: Demon Hunter by A. E. Moorat PDF

For all of the rabid enthusiasts who wolfed delight and Prejudice and Zombies, comes A. E. Moorat's Queen Victoria : Demon Hunter! This outrageously enjoyable and deeply irreverent story of palace intrigue and bloody supernatural mayhem gains the main not going monster-slayer ever to head toe-to-toe with the dwelling useless.

Download PDF by Robert Kroese: Mercury Swings

The main remarkable brief tale prelude to Mercury Rises you are going to ever learn! In Mercury Falls, Jaded faith reporter Christine Temetri and Mercury, a renegade angel, thwarted diabolical plots to damage the realm. In Mercury Rises, they staff up once more to conflict Horace Finch, a crazed billionaire who plans to discover the private secrets and techniques of the Universe -- and sure annihilate it within the method.

Extra resources for Sh*tty Mom: The Parenting Guide for the Rest of Us

Sample text

O'Connor, Soon, Random Echo, Heather, Plastic Candy, Courtney Thompson, Clear Creek Rafting, Jolanta Musial, Bill Brelsford, Marciej Musial, David Roberts, Danli, Nic Bannon, Brooke Ellsworth, Jacqui Lane, Melissa Liebling-Goldberg, Jacob Waldman, Andrew Keil, Sarah Peveler, Bradley J. Lambert, The Experts: Mitch Bennett, Frank Peveler, Richard Hair, Kevin Jenkins, Simon and Farrah Gibbs, Scott Sanders, Brian Gadinsky, Tom Mazza, Lori Segal, Jethro Lieberman, Scott Studenberg, Mat Gordon, Alicia Curtis, Matt Stallworth, Tracey Redmond, Sarah Natochemny, Kirk Damato, Sarah Heiman, Brandon Rivera, Erin Anderson, Susan Surface, Jane Catflisch, Cameron Smith, Amanda Ezell, Alyssa Byrd, Harold Kramer, Molly Robertson, Seth Lieberman, Enzo Velazquez, Lauren Cofield, Nate Taylor, Vicki Lesiw, Bill Kramer, Clayton Hemmert, Craig Holzer, Sherri Margulles, Debbie McMurtrey, Fieldston professors: Sandra Cullinan, Bob Montera, Joe Algrant; Rolph Blythe, Irene Lacis, Andrew Nurnberg Agency, The Abner Stein Agency, CrewCuts, Kay Luo, Dave McClure, Anil Godhwani, Chesley Heymsfield, Stu Sternbach, Alex Finklestein, Stacey Soefer, Michelle Soefer, Dr.

The dog park, where anything goes. "This is going to be great. " "Are you sure this is going to work? " Watching the action put a real spark in his eye. Apparently, it didn't take. The next week, you saw him chatting up some tart with a Pekingese. 47. Dim Sum You thought dim sum would show you were spontaneous and open to new things. Like intestine. An authentic Chinatown dim sum hall: no menus, little English spoken, and inside every steaming bamboo bowl a mystery. "Mmm. " "You just ate braised chicken foot.

Whaaaaaaat??!! " You have no idea. You don't have to worry about your comments being interesting, clever, witty, or tasteless. It goes from blind date to deaf date quite rapidly. 37. Best Friend's Dad After your best friend Kirsten slept with your boyfriend, you decide to enact the ultimate revenge. Dinner and drinks: $80, on him. The look on Kirsten's face when she learns that you bedded the man who taught her how to roller-skate: Priceless. "Are you sure Kirsten is okay with this? " "I always thought you were really attractive, Mr.

Download PDF sample

Sh*tty Mom: The Parenting Guide for the Rest of Us by Mary Ann Zoellner, Alicia Ybarbo, Karen Moline, Laurie Kilmartin

by Donald

Rated 4.36 of 5 – based on 35 votes