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By David Cross

ISBN-10: 0446697710

ISBN-13: 9780446697712

After a decade spent in isolation within the Ugandan jungles wondering stuff, David pass has written his first ebook. identified for roles at the small reveal akin to "never-nude" Tobias Funke on Arrested improvement and the position of "David" in Mr. convey With Bob And David, as good as a highly winning stand-up regimen jam-packed with sharp-tongued rants and rages, pass has carved out his position in American comedy. even if deflating the pomposity of non secular figures, calling out the pathetic symbiosis of pseudo-celebrity and its leaching fandom, or basically pushing the buttons of the way-too-easily indignant percent. left or the caustic, double-standard of the callous (but funnier) correct, go has whatever to claim approximately every person, together with his personal ridiculous self.

Now, for the 1st time, pass is weaving his media mockery, star denunciation, non secular observation and sheer insanity into e-book shape, revealing the genuine tale at the back of his nearly existential distaste of Jim Belushi ("The Belush"), disclosing the up-to-now unpublished mins to a gathering of Fox tv community executives, and providing up a brutally ugly run-in with invoice O'Reilly. And as though this wasn't sufficient on your giggling excitement in those stricken occasions, a number of the items splinter off with extra fabric being created on-line in particular video and lively web pages created completely for the book-a historic first (presumably)!

With a mixture of own essays, satirical fiction posing as fact, suggestion for wealthy humans, info from America's least favourite Rabbi and a top-ten checklist of top-ten lists, I DRINK FOR A cause is as particular because the comic himself, and can't be overlooked.

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Forget that last one. Also, one last thing, if someone could get back to me on it: I believe that there is a cream you can buy that is owned by the Dutch that has been marked down to around eight dollars. ” Why isn’t this cream more popular? People should know about this cream!! Tell people about this cream, godammit! I Think Rich People Are Boring WITH AN APOLOGY AND ALL DUE RESPECT TO LOUIS C. , WHO has done a bit using this premise, I think rich people are boring (too). And by that I mean unimaginative.

But a contract is a contract. Especially if it’s legally binding and written in lamb’s blood on parchment from olden times. I love to write. And, at the very same time, I hate to write. It’s kind of a pain in the ass and really impedes my video-game playing and completion. I’ve written in several forms—e-mails, award-winning sketches, movies, Post-it note reminders to let the baby out, award-winning gravy-soaked possum biscuit recipes, instructions on how to use the cable remote for guests, French lessons, “The Who’s #1” in drying cement—but never a book… until now.

I’m wiped. Naptime! That’s not to say I don’t want the riches and rewards that come with being a fancy-panted writer (“author,” on the East Coast), although how this book will get written is still a mystery at this point. Perhaps an as-of-yet invented computer program called “AutoWriter” or something like that will come about. Then I can just punch in a few lines and run it through the “Pithy” program and that will be that. I imagine that I will be asked to attend marvelous parties where witty bon mots and cutting retorts meet each other in midair where they joust in a gentlemen’s game to the death.

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