Download e-book for kindle: Go, Mutants!: A Novel by Larry Doyle

By Larry Doyle

ISBN-10: 0061686557

ISBN-13: 9780061686559

The writer of i admire You, Beth Cooper returns with an creative modern satire set in an alternative universe populated through the extraterrestrial beings, mutants, and atomic monsters of B-movie legend. It got here to Earth . . . and now its spawn is going to school. Earth has survived repeated alien invasions, assaults through hordes of mutants, and the ravages of historical beasts introduced again to lifestyles. Now we are within the completely happy future...for so much. J!m, the son of the alien who approximately destroyed the planet, is a brooding, megacephalic insurgent with a huge brow and particularly oily pores and skin. besides Johnny, a radioactive biker ape, and Jelly, a gelatinous mass passing as a fats child, J!m navigates a very disagreeable youth within which he fairly is as alienated as he feels, the realm may possibly actu-ally be out to get him, and real love is complex by way of mis-understanding and incompatible elements. As innocuous college antics increase into explosive occasions with tragic outcomes, J!m makes a discovery that might modify the process civilization, even though it can support his relationship existence. Replete with the entire rock 'n' roll, hot-rod racing, and heavy petting of vintage youngster cinema—and jam-packed with well-known film-monster cameos—Go, Mutants! is enjoyable strapped to an atomic rocket, and Doyle's deadpan supply and razor-sharp wit may have you giggling out loud sooner than he even begins the ignition series.

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Human fee-males,” the goofy-toothed beanpole screeched, a poor imitation of Marshall the Martian but better than the one he was doing of sexual congress, unless he was rutting with a polytwatted she-boar from Babirusa-8, unlikely on his allowance. Russ lowered the aud and revved the reactor to a high thrum, extracting a rod while in park, not recommended. He lowered his right eyelid, a seductive move that in his later years would be mistaken for a stroke. ” Sandra Jane did. Marie demurred. “Someday I’d like to have children,” she said.

Johnny asked. m grinned. ” He jabbed his stump at Johnny’s face. Johnny leaned away and fell off his bike. m kept coming. ” Jab, jab. m and had perhaps ten times the strength. m, on top again, one-handed, and Johnny grunting and bobbing submissively. m, his fear grimace notwithstanding. Quite the contrary. He was afraid of himself. m’s arms off playing a game of Let’s-See-If-I-Can-Rip-Your-Arms-Off. m didn’t cry; he laughed while his tiny severed limbs reached out to hug the monkey. Johnny jammed the arms back on, and miraculously they knitted in place, and no one would have been the wiser had Johnny known his left from his right.

My eyes, your ass,” she warned them, indicating with her finger, repeating the gesture twice, once for each of their hindquarters, before backing into the vehicle. The cherry top lit. The sheriff killed it. The patrol car peeled out and a moment later slowed down. Johnny mounted his cycle. m said, climbing on back. m could feel but not understand. Johnny kick-started the bike. ” Chapter 4 Teasing Becomes Torture! that star-spangled banner yet waved, minus the first, thirteenth, thirty-sixth, and forty-fifth stars, over the campus of Manhattan High School.

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