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By Brett Stern

ISBN-10: 1452137250

ISBN-13: 9781452137254

It really is each beer drinker's worst nightmare—a chilly brew in hand with out ability to open it. right here to the rescue is an fundamental consultant that includes ninety nine how you can get the activity performed speedy utilizing whatever and every thing in sight as a bottle opener in a time of want. pictures and step by step directions for every procedure stroll thirsty readers in the course of the paintings of starting bottles, revealing the sensible use of such convenient on hand implements as a belt buckle, television distant, child carriage, puppy collar, ski binding, golfing membership, park bench, BBQ grill, garden mower, computerized teller computing device, police vehicle, and plenty of extra. Cheers!

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This is a work of nonfiction. The methods proposed are solely of the author’s vivid imagination and are to be used only as a guidance to open your beer. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental. Drink responsibly and in moderation. Know your limits. Obey all laws. Never drink and drive. Don’t be stupid. Copyright © 2014 by Brett Stern. All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form without written permission from the publisher.

26 CAMERA 1 Buy an expensive camera 2 Place cap in flash hot shoe 3 Gently pry cap off metal frame 4 Drink 5 Turn on auto focus and shoot some pictures 27 POOL BRIDGE 1 Bet double or nothing you can open beer using something on pool table 2 Get pool bridge kept on side of pool table 3 Place cap in bridge opening 4 Press down 5 Don’t spill any beer on the felt 6 Win the bet 7 Drink 28 PING-PONG PADDLE 1 Hit final kill shot to win match 2 Grab a beer and place paddle handle under cap 3 Pop cap off 4 Be a good sport and open another for your opponent 5 Drink 29 TV REMOTE CONTROL 1 Lie on couch watching the game 2 Get up during commercial for another beer 3 Lie back down, realize you didn’t open beer 4 Find TV remote on coffee table 5 Place remote under cap and pop off* 6 Drink * If you can do this while still lying on couch and not spilling on yourself, you are a pro.

This is a work of nonfiction. The methods proposed are solely of the author’s vivid imagination and are to be used only as a guidance to open your beer. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental. Drink responsibly and in moderation. Know your limits. Obey all laws. Never drink and drive. Don’t be stupid. Copyright © 2014 by Brett Stern. All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form without written permission from the publisher.

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